Me playing Sims at night
Me: Ill go to bed right after he gets a promotion.
Me: Okay, seriously, after i get all their bars to green.
Me: Just... after she gives birth.
Me: I can't leave them in the middle of the day, it'd be too confusing. Ill just wait til they're all sleeping.
Me: Aw, the baby and the dad are bonding! Ill just get them to friends and ill go to bed.
Me: The teenage daughter has a guy friend? TIME TO MEET YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND. After you chat 10 times, hug 5 times, flirt 6 times, then kiss, ill go to bed.
(8 hours later)
Me: Fuck sleep.