I Saw Pale Kings

Me playing Sims at night

Me: Ill go to bed right after he gets a promotion.

Me: Okay, seriously, after i get all their bars to green.

Me: Just... after she gives birth.

Me: I can't leave them in the middle of the day, it'd be too confusing. Ill just wait til they're all sleeping.

Me: Aw, the baby and the dad are bonding! Ill just get them to friends and ill go to bed.

Me: The teenage daughter has a guy friend? TIME TO MEET YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND. After you chat 10 times, hug 5 times, flirt 6 times, then kiss, ill go to bed.

(8 hours later)

Me: Fuck sleep.

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